Women are such bitches. I mean, I'm a woman, but I'm nothing like those illogical, moronic backstabbing whores. (It's contagious. Very contagious.)
Oh, come off it. Women are all illogical, emotional weepers. It doesn't mean they're stupid, just worse. I know because of my learnings.
Can't have misogyny without homophobia! (Bonus points for the mod pulling out his "I'VE BEEN A MOD HERE FOR FOUR YEARS, I AM LEGION" card.) Might as well throw in somemisandry for good measure.
All women who like comic books and video games are antisocial hermits who have low self-esteem and don't count. (Sez dragonslippers, I've linked to an earlier comment in the thread for context.)
mumbalo_jack: low-level troll, or high-level idiot? (If you want a trip down memory lane, he's got his own tag!)
ETA: I don't like having female bosses, therefore all women are control-freak bitches who hate each other.