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TIME TO VOTE!!! STUPIDEST RACIST OR BIGOT

The Stupidest Racist or Bigot Category honors those who show extraordinary cluelessness, irony, and intolerance in the field of LJ Race Relations. This year's nominees are:


reality_hammer in Practicing Islam Should Be A Hate Crime!

stupid_free newcomer reality_hammer makes a splash with his completely not insane assertion that the simple practice of a religion is enough to constitute a "hate crime". But not all religions, just Islam. Because, yanno, Islam is the only religion that has crazed psychopaths committing atrocities in its name.



coflower in Life Tans

In another strong showing, stupid_free All-Star coflower takes a break from eating sammiches and puts her foot in her mouth instead when she tells karnythia,
"I realized while typing this up that I do remember that you have the life tan I wish I had sometimes."
karnythia, with infinite patience, gently informs her that That's really not something you should say to anyone of color. But our dear coflower, quite possibly heavily sedated at the time, chooses instead to read off the Stupid White Folks Bingo card, and informs us that not only is she usually more pink or purple than white, but she ALSO has a Friend of Color, and thinks Bill Cosby makes a lot of good points. Oh, coflower.



satansatin666 in Intelligent and Mature People Can be Holocaust Deniers

In this irony-free performance, stupid_free newcomer satansatin666 combines a desperate need to be edgy with extreme butthurt at the fact that someone might mock her for it. So WHAT if I think supposed mass murderers are adorable! What's the BIG DEAL if I think the Holocaust, if it even happened, was simply a means of salvation?? Big WHOOP if I think that most of the so-called "proof" of the Holocaust is mere heresay??? My opinions are unique and special and they deserve to be respected, dammnit!



dwa20 in I Have Sat on the Hard Seat of Racism

dwa20 knows things. She knows what to wear to a fancy dress party. She knows the difference between regular white and "winter white". And she knows racism, damnit. When she was just a wee lass, she kicked the shins of a movie usher because he wouldn't let her and her beloved nanny Florita ReeRee sit in the front of the theatre, instead abolishing them to the hard seats in the balcony - all because ReeRee was black. She knows that racists would never hire black domestic help or come up with condescendingly infantile pet names for them! Only a totally not racist person like her would do these things! That's why she calls her best friend's interracial extended family a rainbow family! because she totally doesn't see color, you guyz. She's so incredibly not racist that she feels affirmative action should be abolished and black people should be taught proper English and shown how to present themselves for interviews instead!!



aria_star in I'm Not Racist Because I Paint With All the Colors of the Wind!

aria_star is so not racist. It's simply not possible. You see, one of her ancestors was a black person. Buy not just any black person - a black slave. Another was a Native American. But not just any Native American - Pocahontas herself!!! That makes her Oppressed People Royalty, Bitches!!!!



OK, TIME TO VOTE!!!


Cast your vote for STUPIDEST RACIST OR BIGOT:



Poll #1088348 STUPIDIST RACIST OR BIGOT 2007

Who is the Stupidist racist or Bigot of 2007?

reality_hammer in Practicing Islam Should Be a Hate Crime
168(11.8%)
coflower in Life Tans
178(12.5%)
satansatin666 in Intelligent and Mature People Can be Holocaust Deniers
478(33.5%)
dwa20 in I Have Sat on the Hard Seat of Racism
307(21.5%)
aria_star in I'm Not Racist Because I Paint With All the Colors of the Wind!
296(20.7%)







Voting will stay open for 24 hours, at which point a winner will be announced. Anyone can vote! Feel free to campaign for your choice in the comments!!



Let us never speak of the just deleted atrocity that was my last post. Or the fact that I royally fucked up my last voting post too.
Tags: stupid_free awards, stupid_free awards 2007, stupidest racist or bigot 2007
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