Results at time of poll closing:
coflower in If You Say "Sammich", I Will Punch You
njyoder in I Call You Guys Retarded Fuckwits Because I Care
aegion in I Will PWN You When It's One-On-One
akuneko42 in You Welfare Mothers Know Nothing Of Gothic Lolita!
skepticultist in OMG FUCK YOU GUYS I WILL KILL YOU FAP FAP FAP
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