Gaze in horror at the suggestion "why not pee on the dog?"
Wince in pain as sane commenters repeat themselves to no avail.
Gasp in shock as fieryredhead says that she can't contain her dog in one room because she wants quality time with him, yet somehow manages to have quality time with the dog in another room.
Cry in ultimate sadness as the OP deletes her post.
Do not despair! I come bearing screencaps of love: