He has all the money, drugs, and pussy he wants. Maybe it's true that nobody can ever be truly happy...
Wank follows with "I hope you get raped", "you're a useless human being", CAPSLOCK OF DOOM and other such things.
lolmodelbitch seems to go a bit nuts.
I happen to think that there's an appropriate macro for any occasion and this one sprang to my mind:
Edit Numero Deux: Over in ontd_fatties (a community that seems... odder than ONTD if that's possible) oyfreakinvey also goes a bit nuts with the capslock.