I'm sorry, but WHAT. A. BITCH.
My favorite quote: "You're right, but I have feelings too. I didn't say it couldn't be hung in the house, I just would prefer it not be in the dining room!"
Yes, because your butthurt over your home decor is SO analagous to the pain of losing a mother.
ETA - Son of a WHORE - I swear this was unlocked when I read it first. Sorry!