The media is saturated with this news, pundits blame her parents (those two idiots should have to serve time with her, Isweartosantajesus) and her previous rehab, Promises (known for doing wonders for Britney Spears). This rehab is considered a joke by addiction experts and much blame for Lindsay's relapse is placed there.
On to the LJ stupid: an article is posted in ONTD about Promises' decision to close down their in-house bar.
Yes, it's clearly satire. But, not everyone understands this. Typical satire-that-few-get kind of post, but extra stupid due to it being ONTD. Enjoy.