And they're not stupid but be sure to read mylaptopisevil's comments, which as always are full of win and almost made juice come out my nose.
PS - And I'm sorry guys but it has to be said. I'm no authority in here by any means but a lot of people think that saying "I'm new be nice!" or "If it sucks I welcome the macros" or some variation therein is redundant and annoying. People might enjoy your post more if you don't do it.