My favorite comes from doggleduck who proclaims that if Snape is evil, she is not finishing the book, never watch the movies and MOST of all, will never let her future kids read the book(s).
I like HP as much as the next person, but some peeps need a grip on reality. I'm surprised she didn't stop reading after Dumbledore died - and if he died for naught, she's washing her hands of JK Rowlings forever!!!
Perhaps my favorite daftdeviant says HP is her LIFE.
Small stupid, but IMHO, amusing (I need amusement today). If not amusing enough for all, then bring on the macros.