First off, sorry about the cut tag -- it's now a locked entry and, guess what? I've been BANNED! I humbly thank you because -- I've never been banned before. I'd like to accept this award on behalf of Banned People Everywhere.
Anyway, the story was that blondedutch_wog is going to Fiji, and she's taking TWO PLANES! And she's also taking her birth control pills (which she follows with, "I'm on the pill.") And she needed help from the readers over at vaginapagina to tell her what would happen to those pills.
Inquiring minds need to know - will the pills get confused? Will they spontaneously combust? Will the x-ray machine kill them? Or, as one stupid_free reader wondered -- will the change in air pressure make them FERTILITY DRUGS!