October 12th, 2007

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But he also wanted tomatoes. Which means I had to go all the way to the other side of the store and fetch a tomato so that he could have two-three slices of it for his salad. I had a fever blister that day (it's a type of herpe, you know--they're contagious). On the way back, I rubbed my lip all over the tomato. Then stuck my finger up my nose and wiped it on it.

Ah, customers_suck. You never fail to bring the lulz.

PS To be fair, at least the commenters are calling him out. Even in c_s, there are some things up with which they will not put.

PPS This is the second time we've seen this recently -- "herpe" is not the singular of "herpes," people!

How did this not get posted??

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