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September 9th, 2007

I DEMAND he be fired now! Rawr!!

This is my very first posting here and the star of this show is tigerwolf. Imagine that.

First he posted about an incident with a rude Target employee who would not return an item for the full price without a receipt and tried to pass himself off as the manager. Some parts of it are a little unrealistic on the OPs part, but this isn't the stupid.

In a follow-up post, he goes on to update us about his campain to get the employee fired

I'm going to pretty much say either he gets terminated from his position there, or I will go public with the fact that an employee not only was incredibly rude, but also attempted to commit theft on work property, and is still being kept as an employee.

It gets uglier as people try to explain that a customer really has no say in what happens to an employee.  My favorite gem is this one:

Actually, I do get to decide these things. I'm not going to take flack from some arrogant little shit with a glorified cashier job. 


EDIT: Crap! Locked. Sorry about that, guys. Queue the failboat.

Sep. 9th, 2007


Forget posting one individual entry. This entire community is drenched in fail!

Edit: Okay, since the rules require me to post about a specific entry, here's the latest one.


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get raped before you write rape fanfic!

In fanficrants, ayasblood says that an author wrote, in a fanfic, a person's reaction to rape that was completely wrong. In response, she says the author should "get raped before you write something like this again" because no author can properly write a story without being in the situation they're writing about and telling people to get raped is fun!
Over in customers_suck, faerydragonet doesn't want to give a facial to a man with leprosy. That's all well and good. But really, wanting to set him on fire and/or call security on him instead of politely stating that she can't serve him?

Her concern for her fellow man is truly touching.

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Wife with cancer? Leave her ass!

aerynalexander has nothing but pity for a man who is considering leaving his wife of 25 years because she's got cancer and is putting out, but not enthusiastic about their sex life. Depression due to cancer? Unheard of! Menopause? Never! Obviously her lack of libido is enough to leave her over.

After all, this wasn't what he signed up for!
Over in metaquotes, a post is made about the implications of Jesus Manga. His Salvation Level is Over Nine Thousaaaaand!!! you know.

msirub Doesn't get this bullshit. That's because He doesn't understand Chinese.

Yeah, it's small. Yeah, it could very well be a troll. But dammit, I never find anything but meta, and I'm posting this one!

Burn the publishing system, kids!

OK , so it's just a small stupid, but it's my first post and I miss the real facepalmery that goes down during AOLhours.

Do you reckon jackshoegazer  might've read No Logo? He is a member of hipsterbookclub, after all. Surely it's mandatory. Either way, he's just noticed that - OMG - book prizes are SPONSORED! Who'd have thought it? It's like they gave those £20,000 cheques out of love! This wouldn't be so bad, until he goes off on a Fight Club-style rant, beloved of those who like hipster references to speak for them instead of coming up with original arguments, about how CORPORATIONS ARE RULING THE WORLD AND OWNING US ALL!!!

Which would have more credence if he'd noticed that the Costa Book Prize used to be called the Whitbread Book Prize. As in, sponsored by Whitbread. Of which Costa is a subsidiary.

And while I support the right to independent business, fair trade and being able to buy clothing that isn't stitched together with the eyelashes of Cambodian children, sanctimonious eejits who have just watched their first Bill Hicks video make me want to eat Big Macs and drink Starbucks for every meal until I die.
You would think that when you do something to your body, you'd research how to do it properly right?

Well, that's not the case with some people. Such as here, here, and here.

Just a warning, there are not so pretty pictures in a couple of those links.

Edit: I am aware the first link admits that she did it improperly, but it's still a good example that you should research properly.

ONTD, fish in a barrel, etc etc etc.

Let me tell you internet, anorexia is a choice. Unlike schizophrenia, which is totally comparable. That also includes getting help for yourself, you lazy, lazy things.

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EDIT: Courtesy of prufrockssong, all people with anorexia are stupid and need to read books. I don't quite understand the logic on that one, but heeey...

ontd is spayshul

ll_ll_ll_ll asks, does vagina really look like sideways lips?

this is in response to a post where sarah silverman jokes about britney's cooter after her VMA performance.

Dwa20 is very upset...

She wants one Sam's Club employee, the OP, to be more compassionate to his fellow employee with a death in the family and the OP's tray of sandwiches...

Problem? The OP is a *customer* and the bereaved employee stole it out of the fridge on break and didn't tell anyone to get a new tray made up...but that isn't gonna stop dwa20.

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