September 4th, 2007

monster wtf

Maybe I'm just confused....

pinknovemberksu posts in _pregnant_:

my fiance/soon-to-be-born daughter's father and i live together, but i was just wondering if even though we share an address i can still set up child support until we are married? my concern is that he has been unemployed and i want to make sure that regardless he is helping with paying for our daughter's needs.


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1)What's the point in pumping a dry well?
2)Doesn't she think maybe, JUST MAYBE, her FIANCE might take umbrage to her procuring a court order for him to be less of a deadbeat?


Pretty small as of now, and unlocked, but seriously...does not compute.

Edit: FLOUNCE and BAHLEET of personal journal. Wow, that was fast. Thanks to wesaturtle for the cap! <3

Oy. Obviously she's in line for future parent of the year.

thread worth it for delicious Chris Malone pictures *fapfapfapfap*
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Luis sloooow

Another customers_suck.

"I work in a booby bar, and basically my job sucks cos every night everyone buys me lotsa drinks and I have the inability to say no, and get really drunk."


So wait... what's the suck?

EDIT: Bahleeted! I don't have screencaps, but I can copy paste exactly what the guys post was (Thanks to CS Snark)

"In general, I love my customers. I love my staff. Hell, I even love the dancers when they're not acting like morons. But then you have nights like Saturday night, when the customers and staff seem hell bent on buying me drinks until I puke.

Not that I don't appreciate it, mind you. But after 6 Crown Royals, a Jaeger bomb, 2 shots of Rumpleminze and 3 Miller Chill beers, all in an 8 hour shift....

Well, let's just say the pillow felt good when my head hit it. And the thought of three nights in a row off work felt even better."


Sorry I don't have screencaps of the comments, but they were all basically "whaaaaat?"

Hair tonic to bald eagles

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To hit the big ones first: No. This is NOT a small stupid. Yes, this is my first post, but I don't LIKE it gentle. And if I fail, I'm going down in a Blaze of Glory. Up to and including singing the song of the same title with amusing dancing "Party Hard" .gifs surrounding my corpse. Fuck LOLcats.

If you're at all familiar with bad_rpers_suck, then you know it's a hotbed of seditious activity with those WEIRD HOMERSECKSHULS ALL THE HILL OVER, MAW, aka pro-slash. It rather has a reputation for this, as well. A long, storied reputation full of past wanks of epic fail/lulz, depending on the RP being ranted about.

Enter luke_atmey, wishing that the world was straight.

Since many brave European explorers settled the whole 'flat earth' conundrum five hundred plus years ago, we can only assume that she's basically wishing gay people didn't exist. To express that opinion on that comm is so astonishingly stupid it's like going for a swim up the Amazon river after rubbing yourself all over with anchovy paste.

It's doubly stupid because the OP of that particular rant was saying "HEY! Keep your potentially inflammatory political opinions out of my pretendy fun-time games, bitches!"

A laurel, and hearty handshake to motorghost for the concept of the Lame Sticker. It's like Lisa Frank, only full of run-over puppies and unicorns that have had their horns removed.

It's okay to vomit in your mouth a little. I know I did.

I'm not responsible for anyone who wishes to spork their eyes out after reading this stupid.

Now, the stupid in the post is NOT the sexual lifestyle. I don't care if you're furry, into scat, whatever. As long as you are not directly rubbing your tail on me or shitting on/near my person (bathrooms excluded) I'm fine.

The stupid here is the implication that poly = auto-slut and an excuse to behave as such.

Oh, also admitting this:

The fursuit hug/grope hunt begins \|/ I like hugging fursuits mostly normally, with one hand down a little on their bottom, so I can gague whether or not the person inside minds being groped.

In public on the internet is pretty damn stupid. Why would you admit it?! WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THAT?! I'm sorry, but if some random dude came up to me at a con and purposely groped me, I would probably spazz out and honestly, probably end up karate-chopping the wrong person in my blind spazz-attack.

Ew.

The comments are at least pretty sane. Ranging from, "You realize that poly and slut aren't the same thing?" and "If you groped me randomly I'd kick your teeth out" and everything in between. Also a sprinkling (HAHA PEE JOKE) of "This is why people hate furries".

So yeah. Unlocked as of posting, and if you've stuck with me until the end, you're a trooper. Or just morbidly fascinated in train wrecks.

ETA: Oh good news. there's more gay bashing in the comments. Apparently gays are eeew icky.