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August 23rd, 2007

Flashing sandpit of doom strikes LJ

It's small stupid, and it's troll stupid, but it's definitely stupid.

In customers_suck bluerosetorn is all wanky because no one recognizes his obviously SEWPERR AWESUMM trolling ability. Try not to go into an epileptic seizure from the flashing beach of death.

EDIT: Here's the original post, where the OP apparently deleted the portion detailing how he steals items that people leave behind at Target.

LOL ANA

This is a pretty obvious troll, but I thought it was kind of funny. thin_ftw makes an ana-tastic post to bad_service

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Haven't we seen thin_ftw trolling around somewhere before? Help me out, guys.

EDIT: O HAY, thanks guys for pointing out that this is a troll! I apologize for making such a failtastic post in my desperate attempt to push all the fucking meta-posts off the page.

EDIT2: You may do with this post as you please, be it showing off your newest macro acquisitions or hijacking it for random conversations about whatever your little hearts desire. I promise not to flounce.

Bahleeted

aiwanakademie made a post in stupid_free made of fail, then deleted it. Thankfully, yours truly was here to document it.

You may find the screencap here. The post that was linked to by the OP is here.

You may find me sitting here, hoping like hell it wasn't a mod deletion.
So, right, over in conservatism squidb0i posts some batshit crazy from the wilds of the Internet. Batshit crazy that wants George W Bush to become Supreme Overlord and Ruler of the US.

He wants to know what his fellow conservative folk think about it, since they share some political opinions and it involves Dick Cheney.

All appears to go well until daemon_czar jumps in with some GOLD (gold) opinions about the OP's motivation:

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The whole thing just devolves from there, including debate about Ann Coulter's potential love of genocide and squidb0i telling everyone they didn't read it.

I'm really quite stunned. (Unlocked at time of posting...)

Edit: I think I love this title as sung to the tune of Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys.

Edit2: The astute lapsarianesque points out the crazies may be operating a satire site. Y/Y? Landover Baptist in convincing form?

LJ is so Orwellian.

A little stupid that is neither grudge nor meta nor troll.

So, over in the same news post that mylaptopisevil featured earlier this week showing response to the complete outrage of the Pepsi Max advertising machine, ladynorbert helpfully points out that the sponsored gifts have "suddenly" been removed. Which, is all victorious and whatever until she adds;

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Nothing to see here, folks.

timesand34 apparently agrees: You + 1984 reference = WIN.

Fortunately, we have the CAPSLOCK of reason: HOW IS A TIRED REFERENCE TO A BOOK ALL DISAFFECTED TEENAGERS HAVE READ A 'WIN'. SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL IS A WIN, I GUESS?

Not reasonable enough, because eirb puts it into perspective: Ease up, it's not like they quoted Catcher in the Rye.

Ugh. SixApart is totally making LJ dystopian, you guys.

But in all seriousness, does anyone else think it's time for a Godwin's spin off based on the probability that anytime LJ creates great butthurt among the masses, Nineteen Eighty-Four will be mentioned?

Nintendo DS drama

So nine_am makes a post to nintendo_ds asking a question about how certain things can affect battery life, and makes a joke about beating his?her? nephew because he unplugged the DS before it was done charging.

Child abuse wank ensues.

Small wank, maybe not even worth posting.
OMG THERE IS BREEDER PROPAGANDA IN MY GRE PREP BOOK! I am so disgusted, I can't study anymore!

Internets, do you know where I can find a study guide that won't oppress me?

wank in the oddest of places

over in thrifthorror (a spectacular comm, for the most part), tricklethestars makes a funny post highlighting some truly marvelous crap she found on holiday in israel.  unfortunately, she chooses to use the word "retarded" to refer to some of her finds.

sofarfrom78 takes offense.  in a big tl;dr way.  and despite having it pointed out that they are overreacting by people who are themselves developmentally disabled, continues to belabor their point... on.  and on.  and ON.  i gave up after the first several; it was giving me a headache and i thought  "hay, stupid_free might like this!"

i'm much more of a lurker than a contributor, so this is my first post.  i take full responsibility for any fail UNLESS that fail involves html.  there, i got nothin'.

ETA: YAY no fail!  i feel like i've accomplished something here... aside from 'splodey brain ... 
oh and i cleaned up my bad grammar and formatting, 'cos i'm like that.  :p.

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