I don't even fucking know.
I honestly don't. The entry is a little tl;dr and incredibly confusing, but what it boils down to is this:
This dude goes into yahoochat (So classy. At least it wasn't AOL) and starts RPing with this girl. Their characters get married or something. This RP goes on for 6 years (oh yeah wooboy RPing having kids and marriage for 6 years sounds like a blast to me, but that's neither here nor there). Suddenly the woman claims that her character cheated on his with their ARCH NEMESIS!11 Time goes on, she finally tells him that she fell for the player of ARCH NEMESIS!11 and she wants their characters to split up. This is of course, a hell-worthy trespass.
Short summary: He's bitching about an RP chick he never actually had a real relationship with, either online or IRL. He's really just angry she wants her RP character to leave him.
Now while I can understand this guy has invested a lot of time in his tavern Erotic Role Playing, the language he uses in the post boderlines on scary.
"it's November of 2006 and we got married in like January of 2002. not to mention the flippin trial period we had from like October to December. so i blast and rage and she says she's sorry over and over and i tell her, we're out of character, by the way,"
"we have 3 kids, we've been married for many, many years, and now she suddenly wants to end it? and i ask her, why.
she wants to be with K.
no, let me rephrase that. she, the player, wants to be with the player for K.
SO FUCKING MAKE A NEW CHARACTER TO BE WITH K! DON'T TAKE AWAY MY WIFE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE WITH SOME INTERNET DUDE!"
Thankfully the comments are full of sane people that are akin to those people standing on the sidelines of some sort of disaster with their mouths agape. But the story is that apparently this guy posted the same post yesterday and it was deleted:"Yesterday's got deleted since it gave name and journal link to the person who was "leaving" their RP partner for someone else. But not before comments reached 2 pages and the cat macros came out."
Even if this isn't as hilarious as Godot's law, at least I'm chronicling this here in case someone ends up dead tomorrow and the police need a paper trail of evidence for who did it.
Yeesh. Unlocked and incredibly crazy as of posting.
ETA: I meant to say thank you to everyone for turning my userinfo into a pepsi breeding ground. I love it. I'll cherish every single bottle/can as I get closer and closer to a sugar coma death.
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