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August 9th, 2007

Over in newyorkers, band_dude posts trying to figure out how to hail a cab to move in.

first_lobster explains that a car service would be a better choice, and it comes out that various members of the community are clearly not familiar with the concept of the yellow pages, off or online.

Or why playing helpless and requiring handholding while you are calling everyone a bitch and cunt might make you qualify as not the sharpest crayon in the box.

I knew this belonged here.

Banking Woes

...my bank continuously screws me out of money...

I don't understand how banks work. If the bank tells me online that I have money, I should have money. I don't know why the bank can't read my mind and know all my transactions instantly so I don't have to keep any records myself.

"This is the fourth time this has happened within the past 3 months. I'm tired of it. Do most banks do this?"

Don't most people eventually learn from their mistakes?

Grammar Nazis Beware!!

millyhaskins makes an enlightened argument in the cleve_indians community.

Annoying red font = check.
No real punctuation = check.
Stream of consciousness rant = check.
Failure to spell check = check.
Random non sequitors = check.

Its a small stupid, but I read this and my head nearly exploded.


Small, but stupid.

closetblonde posts in a_c_wildworld that she wants to murder/maim her child for making her imaginary flowers disappear.

Also disturbed by the fact that she, apparently, refers to herself as "mommy" when talking to her 12 1/2 year old son.

Edit: Deleted! :,(

Aug. 9th, 2007

locklover posts in weloveit about the news reporting the 194th murder that happened in baltimore.
She thinks its stupid that the news reports murders .

Im not down playing the loss of life because SOME of the murders that happen in Bmore are horrible...but its the fact that the media is keeping track...is a little ridiculous.

Why is she posting it in weloveit you ask?. Because she finds it amusing.

idgi either.

ETA: The stupid jumps over to another post, where locklover declares in her infinite knowledge, that the families of dead drug dealers are all 'in jail or at the hicky school'.

All the shark references come from a Jaws GIF someone posted in one of her past posts of a shark with Samuel L Jackson's face. She protested that it was 'mean! lots of sharks were killed cause of that movie' and deleted all the comments, and the post.

ETA again: Pulling random statistics out of your ass? Check. Using the media who wastes time reporting murders as a source to back it up? Check.


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