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August 5th, 2007

efw is a community made of win. If you can't figure it out at first glance, please don't even try. That being said, tonight it is also a community full of lulzstupid. BOLDOUT, the comedic event of the season has invaded the community. You see,  pirate_eggie makes a post loling about the latest fandom wank.

POST DETAILING HOW IMPORTANT THE OP'S ADDICTION TO HARRY POTTER FANART IS AND HOW LJ/SA'S LATEST EGREGIOUS INSULT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO THE OP'S DEPARTING LIVEJOURNAL FOR MORE CHILD PORN-FRIENDLY WATERS

SOME STUPID MACRO ABOUT STRIKETHROUGH '07 AND A HACKNEYED COPYPASTA PIRATE SONG

INVOCATION OF GODWIN'S LAW

Instead of simply typing "FIRST!!!!",  burr86, true enemy of the fandom, makes a fatal mistake. He posts: Clarification that the subjects of the drawings were at least six years old, thank you very much.

And the fandom explodes all over the page, missing the community's purpose. 432 posts so far, more sure to come in the morning. 

For those unsure of why burr86 deserves all the wank, please see lj_biz. He works for LJ and has become the fandom's enemy by being the spokesman for LJ/6A in this time of crisis. He apparently has made them mad or something. Poor emo kids.

EDIT: BALEETED. First page here. Thanks to hellbait for that. Also, the mod of efw doesn't seem to like burr86.

Canadians = Americans + Maple Leaves?

More stupid from skepticultist, found here in badtattoos_4:
Canadians feel a need to slap maple leaves on everything, including, apparently, themselves. It's the only way they can remember they aren't Americans.
And when someone calls him on, he totally tries to play it off as soshul experiment, while simultaneously trying to defend the point:
I'm mostly joking, but I was up in Canada a little while ago, and it was really ridiculous how many maple leafs there were. And I'm not talking about on people's bumpers and stuff. The 7-11s and McDonalds had maple leaves on them! The 7-11s and McDonalds in America don't have little stars and stripes on them. I mean even the little box in the corner of the TV screen that tells you what the rating of the show you're watching is shaped like a maple leaf. It's crazy!

And really, while I was in Canada, the only differences I noted between the part of Cananda I was in (Nanimo, on Vancouver Island) and were I'm from (Seattle) were as follows: a) everything was in kph rather than mph, b) cigarettes were ungodly expensive and had warning labels that were really over the top ("Cigarettes kill a small town worth of people everyday!"), and c) maple leafs on everything. Other than that, it was basically the same as every town I've ever been to in the pacific northwest.

So I formed a theory that Canadians put maple leafs on everything to remind them that it's not America. Because really, I could see how one could get confused. Sure didn't feel like a foreign country.
That guy is such an ass.

ETA: Locked post, bring on the macros.

ETA2: it's too bad too, because y'all will miss Canadian totes_madchen responding with the utterly brilliant line: "i find it amusing that all of you Americans say "up in Canada" like it's some foreign fucking country."

OMG PICTURE POST

I got permission from sayonara_snot to do it, so now let's have a picture post!

I'd love to know what some of you look like! Although my face is in my icon, here's a photo:

PicturesCollapse )

So show us ur pics!

Edit: Photobucket users: Photobucket is kind of down at the moment, but you can still post your photos if you can find the url that they're hosted at.

Edit 2: Orrrr you can open an account with another photo hosting site like flickr or something. It will only take like three or four minutes, I promise! Or, if you have a MySpace, you could use the url of whatever photo you might want to post from there.

Edit 3: AND THERE ARE BEARS. BEARS AND BEAVERS.

Edit 4: Oh, and this is one of the highlights.

Edit 5: IT IS BE NUDES TIEM NOW
POST THEM IF YOU'VE GOT THEM
(BUT IF YOU DON'T AND STILL WANT TO POST CLOTHED PICTURES OF URSELF, TAHTS OK 2)

Edit 6: Since only lucretia_lenore has been brave enough to post nudes so far I will share with you my nipplemouse. And no, it's not safe for work.Collapse )
AND THATS ALL U'LL GET OUT OF ME
PPL POST MOAR NOODZ
Fat wank in TQC. I wasn't going to post it, since it did make it to TQC drama, but it's gotten so much bigger and better since being posted there.

Here are a couple highlight threads:
1. anapology here.
2. renewedme says It's awful but I'd starve myself before I'd be fat.
Over on ohnotheydidnt, sasha10186 opines Jordan's son, Harvey "is ugly as hell and if there is nothing medically wrong with him he needs to be on a diet". Several posters kindly point out that "there is something wrong with him," some offering specifics, like blindness, septo-optic dysplasia, multiple pituitary hormone deficiency, diabetes insipidus, hypothyroidism and cortisol deficiency. sasha10186 "softens" her stance somewhat, asking, "do any of them cause weight gain, cause if not, his problems are going to be over more complicated by being that overweight"

Oh wait, after being told again that he's got a thyroid problem, sasha10186 snarks, "thats what all the fatties say. jk jk"

Thread goes BOOM.

EDIT: sdhoirm believes "that kid would be better off dead srsly"

Sigh.
Somebody posts in booju_newju about a mother who leaves her one and four year olds in a car. They died, and the mother stuffed their bodies in trash bags under her sink.

sashanatasha says that she shouldn't be charged with anything, even though she kinda stuffed her dead children in trash bags under her sink.

Bonus gold with Jessy saying that she wasn't abusive or neglectful, but why even bother stupid_freeing that girl anymore?


EDIT: OK, so you can't abuse a corpse, but the events leading up to them becoming corpses in bags under the sink was the abuse.

LJ does not equal USA

Oh, boy.

Sometimes I am ashamed to be a US Citizen.  Here is one example.


"Yeah our country as in the U.S. As in I'm an American citizen and this is MY country, just as it is yours and everyone else who lives here.

You know exactly what I mean."


*headdesk*


EDIT: the Original Post said:
"Does it anger anyone that famous landmarks of our country are now being bought and named after businesses? 

There is Petco Park and Hi-Fi Buys Amphitheater that I know about. What other stadiums/concert venues have corporations taken over?"

The OP changed the post.

EDIT 2:  She deleted the entry and I did not screen cap. Sux.

EDIT 3:  Here's the response post pissing match. (f-locked)


Last f*cking EDIT:  Here's the OP and I'm too lazy to screencap the f-locked response post.

Aug. 5th, 2007

Over in pregnant katkin134 tried to give information about inductions.

The problem is that she does not give correct information. When asked where she recieved her information, she replies, "Nursing school."

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