(This was found by the delightful kyalesyin
posts to Customers_suck
about his adventures in life.
And I say adventures because I MEAN adventures. There's no way 2 out of the 3 stories can be true.
This delightful excerpt comes from the second story:
"So, after taking down an order, I walk over to their table and yell, "Be quiet!" The two kids stop, but look at me with open mouths and gleeful eyes, ready to start again. I continue,"This is not a playground. This is a restaurant! You two are indoors, and you should know better than to yell like that. Behave yourselves!" The adults join in with a "Yeah, that's right! Listen to the man!""
I KNOW RIGHT?! I totally got a medal for that shit the time I did it.
And the entry wouldn't be complete without the typical, "I sound kind of stupid in this entry so I better throw something in that REALLY pushes me over the line".
"I clapped my hands and said, "Well well! Look at this white trash! I wonder what they did to get enough money to get into Disney World. Ah, well; they're so fat and it's so hot--hope your vacation sucks!" The mother got even redder and her eyes more bulgy, while her husband just looked at his feet. After I spat in their general direction and the girl flicked them off, we walked away, laughing."
HAHA. I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOL RIGHT. HE TOLD THEM. AND I TOTALLY BELIEVE IT HAPPENED!
However there's also plenty more stupid in the comments. There's actually an argument about the meaning of "taking the high road" and why people in the community aren't doing it more often. People also vary between, "Omg good jorb! Pat on the backs for you!" and general "wtf?" reactions.
(And finally a silent plea to the mod of C_S to leave the post up)
And we're finished. Troll? Who knows. It's still funny.
NOW WITH ADDED SURPRISE BONUS:A girl makes an intro post to the wow_ladies comm
basically calling all the other girls on WoW fat slobs while she however, is the perfect anti-stereotype player (the original post was deleted) and reposts it a bit "nicer" but her true colors show later in the comments when she complains that the post was deleted because people couldn't handle the truth. Comments explode and the term "Fat-phobia" is thrown around.
I would have made it its own post but um, just consider it a fun bonus. It's also slightly boring so people can always just skip it.
(i have to do this)
Who here likes Anal and is around my area?
and not to be outdone by that other post( Collapse )