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July 26th, 2007

Jul. 26th, 2007

Wank over at capslock_house</lj>.

In a deleted post, julia_bohemian plugs her fanfiction in all lowercase. Keep in mind that this is a capslock community, meaning that all posts have to be typed in all capslock. Wank ensues.

Highlights:

I want to come and beat you up... In real life.

This isn't a wank... this is a war!

Oh my god, you have kids?!

Jul. 26th, 2007

ladyartemisa posts a kickass rant in fuckyoulist about tight vaginas.

canta__per__me in all of her childfree glory takes offense as this means that women are only babymaking machines.

EDIT: Apparently it means so much to her that she posts a childfree rant.
So over HERE we have someone whining about the quality of posts. kumakouji claims that OH EM GEE people are trolling in the community. Much hilarity ensues. Personally, I think yieldsigns wins an internet for this thread.

Apparently, kumakouji doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut because he just posted THIS as well.


Annnnnnnd it's locked. I swear I checked. Pinky swear even. I think I'll turn off email notifications for a little while. :P
(This was found by the delightful kyalesyin )

madhouse_city posts to Customers_suck about his adventures in life.

And I say adventures because I MEAN adventures. There's no way 2 out of the 3 stories can be true.

This delightful excerpt comes from the second story:
"So, after taking down an order, I walk over to their table and yell, "Be quiet!" The two kids stop, but look at me with open mouths and gleeful eyes, ready to start again. I continue,"This is not a playground. This is a restaurant! You two are indoors, and you should know better than to yell like that. Behave yourselves!" The adults join in with a "Yeah, that's right! Listen to the man!""

I KNOW RIGHT?! I totally got a medal for that shit the time I did it.

And the entry wouldn't be complete without the typical, "I sound kind of stupid in this entry so I better throw something in that REALLY pushes me over the line".

"I clapped my hands and said, "Well well! Look at this white trash! I wonder what they did to get enough money to get into Disney World. Ah, well; they're so fat and it's so hot--hope your vacation sucks!" The mother got even redder and her eyes more bulgy, while her husband just looked at his feet. After I spat in their general direction and the girl flicked them off, we walked away, laughing."

HAHA. I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOL RIGHT. HE TOLD THEM. AND I TOTALLY BELIEVE IT HAPPENED!

However there's also plenty more stupid in the comments. There's actually an argument about the meaning of "taking the high road" and why people in the community aren't doing it more often. People also vary between, "Omg good jorb! Pat on the backs for you!" and general "wtf?" reactions.

(And finally a silent plea to the mod of C_S to leave the post up)

And we're finished. Troll? Who knows. It's still funny.

NOW WITH ADDED SURPRISE BONUS:
A girl makes an intro post to the wow_ladies comm basically calling all the other girls on WoW fat slobs while she however, is the perfect anti-stereotype player (the original post was deleted) and reposts it a bit "nicer" but her true colors show later in the comments when she complains that the post was deleted because people couldn't handle the truth. Comments explode and the term "Fat-phobia" is thrown around.

I would have made it its own post but um, just consider it a fun bonus. It's also slightly boring so people can always just skip it.


Additional edit:
(i have to do this)
Who here likes Anal and is around my area?
and not to be outdone by that other post
My boobsCollapse )

Moar pedobear!

Small stupid, known troll/dumbshit, but hey I lolled.

"Want thongs? "
"NO, YOU AMORAL WHORE!! AND STOP THAT CREEPY GUY LOOKING AT ME!!"


It's either this or Harry Potter cf wank with spoilers. Pick one.
ETA:

Ok, if you read HP VII and read cf_hardcore  you probably saw this coming. Remember, YOU asked for it.
:)

ETA 2:  joereaves links us to this lovely past wank starring pedobear, showing us just what  a non-whore she is, with all the talk of spankings and nsfw videos.  Thank you, Joe.

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