July 25th, 2007

From the Believe Everything You Read Dept.

So, less than 2 weeks out of rehab and 2 months after a previous arrest, Lindsay Lohan gets arrested again.

The media is saturated with this news, pundits blame her parents (those two idiots should have to serve time with her, Isweartosantajesus) and her previous rehab, Promises (known for doing wonders for Britney Spears). This rehab is considered a joke by addiction experts and much blame for Lindsay's relapse is placed there.

On to the LJ stupid: an article is posted in ONTD about Promises' decision to close down their in-house bar.

*crickets*

Yes, it's clearly satire. But, not everyone understands this. Typical satire-that-few-get kind of post, but extra stupid due to it being ONTD. Enjoy.


http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14140658.html?page=1#comments
internet mockery

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Anyone?
Does anyone have experience in faking in-state student status at school?

Here are the rules at my school:
http://creativeservices.iu.edu/resources/bulletins/policies.shtml#residency

It can't be as easy as just getting an indiana address from someone, can it?

I am ineligible for any aid, and I pay 3x the amount because I am out of state. I think its unfair and unnecessary.

There are plenty of out-of-state students at IUB, are they just paying 22,000? Unfortunately I'm unable to afford that price. And the loans that I've applied for have incredibly high percentages.

Any help or advice?


http://community.livejournal.com/ask_me_anything/8257679.html


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Over in thequestionclub, rawbery79 declares that she is too old for this shit, this shit being, well, silly internet business.

latenightdrives posts this over in tqc_drama and we all have a good hearty snark.

But wait! rawbery79 appears in the thread to espouse significant signs of butthurtiness.

First, a small stupid:

Spelling wank!

But then, the gold:
But you aren't even 20, so I wouldn't expect you to know that.">

rawbery79 proclaiming her power and righteousness because she lives in the real world.

(to which thewretchedhole tactfully responds with "
You really need a reality check. I'm surprised at 30 that you're still such a failure.")

She calls the mods of TQC hypocrites, that TQC AIM Chat killed TQC, and then proudly proclaims that we'll understand when we get to be her age.

Oh, did I mention ALL this wank was because she's pissed that loanwords told her to put a YouTube video behind a cut?

I think hersecretsmile put it best:

wahhhh wahhhh wahhhh I came into chat and went on tl;dr tangents about my pushing-retirement age boyfriend and nobody would pay any attention to me so I determined that chat sux.

If you're so old and above this, why are you still replying to people in this post? Get over it already.


Fin.
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Proceed with Caution, youngn's!

Edit the second: This is the same person who wanted to call the cops on kids play rap music during the day.

NEWSFLASH!: rawbery79, the Queen of Maturity, posted her bare b00bs for all the internet to see in thequestionclub

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AIDS is a man made government conspiracy

A good old government conspiracy stupid! Get out your tin foil hats, the Thetans are coming!
I’ve always considered that this idea could be true, but what Dr. Horowitz (who, by the way, is White) said on the radio convinces me more than ever that AIDs is man made.

But if it was a government conspiracy to kill blacks, why did all those gays get it?
According to the doctor, the government included gay men just so it wouldn't be obvious that they were targeting Blacks. So, no, I wouldn't think they would target lesbians also.

Thankfully no one over there is even humoring the theory.

monkeyserum says smart things here.