June 8th, 2007

blue rhino

i know it's my job, but....

Lesbian kisses

Paris Hilton Wank FTW!

Right, so... over in ohnotheydidnt the fur has hit the fan about Paris Hilton's going back to jail. Many people are saying that they feel sorry for her, now that she's crying.

But the cake goes to noplanesgo :
i think it's because most of the females on here are so jealous of her. and it shows so badly, not just through her, but through other good looking celebrities such as nicole richie, angelina jolie, hillary duff.. etc.


Also, is it bad that when I heard the news, I said to myself "I wonder if this has made stupid_free yet..."
megan lick

What you got up in them jeans? Put it on me, or get lonely

There are NSFW pics ahead, you pansies.

Over at little_details, someone wants to know about the mechanics of being aroused when the genitals are tucked. atomic645 provides some helpful knowledge and fascinating pictures. The cheerful discussion is disrupted when nokomarie arrives and shares her expert opinion:

"I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place."

People get pissed. This does not dissuade our hero, however, for she persists in calling a pig a pig. But it's okay, folks! She's a nurse and a mother, so she has every right to be rude and obtuse. She also wins points for calling the mod a troll for linking to previous idiocy.

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In all honesty guys, I think I'm posting this here so that you can all assure me that this stupid must just be sarcasm, or a deliberate wind-up, or something. Just tell me it isn't true!

Remember the recent hoo-hah over at ohnotheydidnt about Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeding in public? Well now it seems that Sofia Coppola has been bottle-feeding her daughter in public, and as you might have guessed, ONTD is equally displeased with this.

marierebecca kicks things off with 'That child should be taken from her, immediately, unless that is breast milk in that bottle.' Stunned people ask if she's joking; no response yet. Not looking good, folks.

my_gun_yer_face (not a promising name) repeatedly uses her batshit crazy uncle as an example of why bottlefeeding leads to insanity. She knows it was the breastmilk that did it, because of her learnings.

And finally, thegeneralx says that it's unacceptable because, and I quote, 'it's not like she has a super body to ruin.' She, of course, will be bottle feeding, because she doesn't want 'saggy boobs.'
  • cdaae

He's not a number, he's a free man!

For those of you who don't already know, the character of the Doctor in Doctor Who is a reincarnating Time Lord, and has appeared on TV in ten different incarnations played by ten different actors. Fans commonly refer to them as 1, 2, 10, etc, because it's easier than typing "the Tenth Doctor" all the time, or "David Tennant's Doctor".

Over in doctorwho, oberon1972 must seriously take issue with folk referring to the Doctors as numbers, as in 10, 7, 5 or whatever. "No offence, but the Doctors have names and nonsense to this weird number calling thing."

I mean, poor guy. He might be wounded! Would you like to be referred to as a Number? Is this 1986? (No, it's 1984!)

Continues in classic stupid fashion - someone disagrees with her, and it's time for the age card! Twice!

We also have a quick straw pole. Whos English in here, whos "other"?, a classic flounce comment (she's drunk and they're all manic!), and finally a flounce post.

ETA: there was Doctor Who long before you existed on this planet! So that that!!

Now with moar flounce!