January 11th, 2007

megan lick

secretly I think that if I post enough lesbian wank I might get an online gf

So I took another look at lesbian today, and spotted a post with 80+ comments. Hot damn, I thought. Much to my dismay, the wankage was all in Russian! Then I remembered Babelfish has a web page translation option. Just paste in the URL and select Russian-to-English. I can't say it makes total sense, but it sure is hilarious.

OGO!!!!!TAK ME still NO ONE NOT OSKORBLYAL!!!!YA I DECLARE WAR SSHA!!TY YOU DO NOT KNOW With WHOM it were connected FILTH!!!!! Indeed.
Anti-Breastfeeding Baby

I'm in ur Television, Opressin ur Breastfeederz

I saw this post when it had just one comment on it, and thought, "Hmmm, future Stupid Gold".

And that was before realizing that the OP misspelled "Sesame Street". Twice:

Has anyone else noticed that every single baby on Seseme Street uses a bottle? That every single time they talk about babies, they talk about bottles? That they are obsessed with healthy eating, but never once mention breastfeeding or show a baby nursing? It has been driving me crazy. I want to write them a letter, but can't find an address. I love the show, but this is really making me not want to watch it.

Ah, yes. Sesame Street, the newest thorn in the side of the Activity-Starved Breastfeeding Mothers of LiveJournal!

Because, it's not just the LiveJournal TOS and Target Onesies that oppress - Children's television shows that do not show babies snacking away on teh boobies are yet another way in which these poor souls are marginalized daily!


Only three comments so far, but in the first one, we learn that Sesame Street is "socialist", the reason having something, possibly, to do with the children on the program being enrolled in day care (buh???).

In the second, we learn that some Activity-Starved Breastfeeding Mothers of LiveJournal spend time otherwise spend enjoying the happy baby Sesame Street song counting the number of times bottles and pacifiers appear.

In the third, I think someone's joking. If so, LOL. If not, then Buh???
pigs

(no subject)

A couple of days ago, cf_hardcore had a short discussion on attachment parenting. A couple of the members actually know what it means and come to its defense -- yay for people who do their research! But then comes this comment, from kyra:

Children aren't humans, is the thing. They're pre-humans, that are able to achieve human status once they've been acculturated, developed cognitive ability beyond that of a cat, and developed some notions of proper behavior, conduct, morality, and ethics.

Feh.