parenting_101 responds as you would expect, prompting comment deletion, frozen threads, and wanky edits. After all, this is her first child OMG!!!11!!1!eleventy!.
Unlocked at time of posting, as far as I can tell.
ETA: Bahleeted. Cap of OP is here.
ETA 2: Screen cap of the whole mess is here, thanks to komikbookgeek.