It is into this lions' den that young andrewclick wanders, and makes a naive request: He wants to be the male Cory Kennedy. GASP! you gasp. Who the fuck is Cory Kennedy? It's a minor point, but a Cory Kennedy is a greasy teenage changeling with lots of money and minimal parental supervision who has somehow become a fashion icon, thanks to the powers of the Internet and creepy adult men with cameras.
The outrage is immediate and charmingly absurd: YOU WILL BE ENTICING CHILDREN INTO A LIFESTYLE OF BEING RAPED BY HEROIN ADDICTS!
This is followed by personal attacks and superficial concern for homeless dudes. There is a minor kerfuffle about aberrant typing habits, followed by fatty panic. Through this all, no has once suggested trading clothes with said homeless dudes. I'm sure they would be endlessly grateful for some brand-new skinny jeans and dinosaur t-shirts.